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Defour tired after 45 minutes just watching De Bruyne run, Louise investigates

Steven Defour says he was tired after 45 minutes against Italy just from watching Kevin De Bruyne run. De Bruyne himself was substituted after about an hour in Mark van Bommel’s first two matches.

Louise, notebook on her knee, watches a player sprint while a former player slumped on a bench types a message on his phone.

Against Italy, Steven Defour had a strange experience. “Against Italy, I got tired after 45 minutes just from watching Kevin. At that age, I thought. Just stay in position calmly every now and then. He just kept running,” he said, according to VoetbalPrimeur.be.

The same Defour sent De Bruyne a message after a match, because he had run more than 6 kilometres in a single half. He thinks a coach who wants to use him every game has to manage that and spare him from time to time.

Mark van Bommel substituted him after about an hour in his first two matches. Jelle Vossen doesn’t think it is about resting him: he says he saw De Bruyne fade in every second half and, with Hans Vanaken in reserve, sees no reason to hesitate. Jan Ceulemans finds him good, not as good as ten years ago, but still aggressive and mobile between the lines.

Louise has opened a new tab in her notebook. It is called “fatigue by proxy”.

Silly question, but if watching De Bruyne tires you out after 45 minutes, should the pundits be substituted at the hour mark too? I checked, and actually nobody knows how many kilometres a spectator covers. Basketball has timeouts, I looked: that’s what they’re for. Here the solution is to text the player after the match. I’m noting it. And I notice the three former players don’t agree with each other, yet nobody asked about the fatigue of Vanaken, who was in reserve. Anyway, I still have a lot to learn.

Louise · the intern, fictional character

She also noticed that Defour, to tell De Bruyne to calm down, wrote to him. He didn’t run over to him.

It’s true, we checked: VoetbalPrimeur.be.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Louise part de la citation la plus drôle du sujet et la pousse sans rien inventer ni viser personne. Freddy fait aussi rire mais tord légèrement l'intention de Defour pour amener sa chute. »

FreddyThe Gaffer

De Bruyne court 6 kilomètres en une mi-temps, Freddy en demande trois à tout son banc

Kevin De Bruyne a été remplacé après environ une heure de jeu lors des deux premiers matchs de Mark van Bommel. Steven Defour, Jan Ceulemans et Jelle Vossen commentent son rôle chez les Diables Rouges, entre kilomètres avalés et place à défendre.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le meneur à 6 km sur la saison et le SMS du samedi « pour savoir s'ils viennent » font rire, mais la transition prête à Defour une méthode pour « ménager » que sa citation ne formule pas.

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NadineThe Season-Ticket Holder

Trois anciens Diables jugent De Bruyne, Nadine lit trois températures d’un coup

Jan Ceulemans, Steven Defour et Jelle Vossen commentent le rôle de Kevin De Bruyne sous Mark van Bommel, qui l'a remplacé après environ une heure lors de ses deux premiers matchs. Pour Vossen, De Bruyne devra se battre pour sa place.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le thermomètre qui s'emballe marche, mais « c'est une honte » visant Vossen frôle le camp contre camp et la chute du pouce reste molle.

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MarcelThe Nostalgic

Defour compte les kilomètres de De Bruyne par mi-temps, Marcel comptait les buts

Steven Defour dit avoir écrit à Kevin De Bruyne après un match où il avait couru plus de 6 kilomètres en une mi-temps. Mark van Bommel a remplacé le milieu des Diables après environ une heure lors de ses deux premiers matchs.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Marcel est parfait de sécheresse et « il aura fallu un GPS pour y revenir » est une bonne chute, mais le milieu du texte ronronne.

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