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Degryse sees Seys as a starter left and right, Freddy has one full-back for both

After Belgium’s 0-1 defeat to France, Marc Degryse reckons Joaquin Seys is knocking harder and harder on the door of a starting spot, at left-back as well as right-back.

Freddy points at a hand-drawn tactics diagram on a sloped pitch, explaining one player covers both flanks.

Belgium lost 0-1 to France. In his analysis, reported by HLN, Marc Degryse keeps a positive feeling and picks out two new faces: Roméo Lavia and Joaquin Seys. On Seys he says one precise thing: he is knocking more and more on the door of a starting place, on the left and the right of the defence.

One full-back for two sides. Freddy read the line at the clubhouse bar, coffee cup in hand, and opened his folder.

“Now, tactically, the two-footed full-back is my speciality. I’ve got one who plays left in the first half and right in the second. Not for tactics: on pitch 2, the left side runs downhill, and he refuses to climb that slope for two halves running. The level in the third provincial division (Belgium’s Sunday amateur leagues) has gone way up, people don’t realise. A flat pitch away, mind you, him and Seys are the same profile.”

Freddy · the gaffer, fictional character

Degryse also talks pressing. He notes that Charles De Ketelaere did not have his best match but worked hard and mattered in that press. And he raises a question over Romelu Lukaku, who played only around ten minutes against Italy and did not come on against France. “Can he physically handle that role right now? He needs to start playing more minutes at Fenerbahçe urgently, or he’ll really have a problem,” he said, according to HLN.

Mark van Bommel, for his part, confirmed after the match that he always wants to play the same way, whoever the opponent. Freddy underlined the line in biro in his folder.

“Same system against everyone. I run that on Tuesday. When we’ve got eleven, that is. On Sunday, we adapt to whoever showed up.”

Freddy · the gaffer, fictional character

According to Degryse, the head coach made a good impression again. Lavia, he reckons, would even have a place in the France squad.

It’s true, we checked: HLN.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Freddy est le seul à livrer une image de vestiaire qui éclaire le fait d'élite et fait rire franchement, et Seys comme Van Bommel peuvent le partager. Il faudra resserrer le titre sur « frappe à la porte » avant publication. »

NadineThe Season-Ticket Holder

Degryse garde un sentiment positif après le 0-1 contre la France, Nadine aussi, hélas

La Belgique a perdu 0-1 contre la France. Consultant, Marc Degryse dit garder un sentiment positif, cite Roméo Lavia et Joaquin Seys parmi les satisfactions et juge que Mark van Bommel a de nouveau fait bonne impression.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment La boucle « perdu contre une équipe qui n'a pas Lavia, avec Lavia » amuse, mais « le lendemain » n'est pas sourcé et la photo WhatsApp changée juste après le passage sur Lukaku se lit comme une pique.

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MarcelThe Nostalgic

Van Bommel veut jouer pareil contre tout le monde, Marcel ne trouve rien à redire

Après la défaite 0-1 de la Belgique contre la France, Mark van Bommel a confirmé qu'il veut toujours jouer de la même manière, quel que soit l'adversaire. Marc Degryse juge qu'il a de nouveau fait bonne impression.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le Marcel qui ne compare pas puis compare quand même est trop attendu, et citer le Heysel en souvenir heureux est une maladresse évitable.

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LouiseThe Intern

Degryse garde un sentiment positif après une défaite, Louise demande où on le range

Après le 0-1 de la Belgique contre la France, Marc Degryse dit garder un sentiment positif. Il estime que Roméo Lavia aurait même eu sa place dans l'équipe de France et le considère comme un renfort pour les Diables.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment « Les points marqués par des joueurs qui n'ont pas marqué » est une vraie trouvaille candide, mais le reste s'étire en questions sans chute nette.

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