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Camavinga says Belgium have the past stuck in their throats, Nadine confirms

Belgium lost 0-1 to France in the Nations League. Before kick-off, Eduardo Camavinga had said it’s mainly the Belgians who still have the history between the two sides stuck in their throat.

Nadine reacts to a match on TV, holding a cone of fries and a phone full of WhatsApp messages.

Before the match, Eduardo Camavinga had laid things out calmly in front of the press, according to RTBF: “This duel between France and Belgium will be very important. Belgium remain a great nation. As for the history between the two sides: I think it’s mainly the Belgians who have that memory stuck in their throat.”

He added, on the subject of Thibaut Courtois, who sat out this Nations League: “I spoke a little with Thibaut before the squad announcement. I’m very glad I won’t be facing him.”

The match finished 0-1. Brandon Mechele reckoned “a draw would have been more logical, but Olise’s individual class made the difference.” Nathan Ngoy pointed to a lapse in concentration on the goal conceded. Youri Tielemans said the Red Devils’ failure to convert their chances was the main difference from the previous match in Italy.

There was also Roméo Lavia, back in the squad and starting for the first time with the Red Devils: “We can be proud, the atmosphere was exceptional, the crowd pushed us all the way.”

“Stuck in the throat? Me? I only sent fourteen messages to the group chat before kick-off, three of them about 2018, which is reasonable. And then 0-1. France again. That’s a disgrace. I’m weighing my words. But Lavia starting, that atmosphere, the crowd pushing us all the way: historic. Both, yes, in the same bag of chips. And my brother-in-law who says Camavinga was right, well, he’s banned from the chips.”

Nadine · the season-ticket holder, fictional character

A return match is scheduled at the Stade de France (France’s national stadium) in the coming days.

“The throat, we’ll get over it. The Stade de France, we’ll see.”

Marcel · the nostalgic, fictional character

It’s true, we checked: RTBF Sport.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Nadine transforme la pique de Camavinga en autodérision d'audience, avec un chiffre précis de son propre excès, et tient le double thermomètre jusqu'au cornet. Les trois autres sont propres mais plafonnent au sourire, faute d'une chute qui tienne seule. »

MarcelThe Nostalgic

Camavinga content de ne pas affronter Courtois, Marcel note qu’on prévenait moins avant

Avant le 0-1 de la Belgique contre la France en Ligue des Nations, Eduardo Camavinga s'est dit très content de ne pas affronter Thibaut Courtois, absent de cette édition. Il avait parlé avec lui avant l'annonce des sélections.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment « On se détestait poliment pendant nonante minutes » fait sourire, mais « appelle » et « le gardien ne vient pas » glissent une causalité que le noyau ne donne pas.

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FreddyThe Gaffer

Mechele voulait un nul logique contre la France, Freddy fait la causerie du 0-1

La Belgique a perdu 0-1 face à la France en Ligue des Nations. Brandon Mechele a jugé qu'un nul aurait été plus logique, Nathan Ngoy a évoqué une faute de déconcentration sur le but.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le parallèle avec la P3 marche sur le SMS du vendredi, mais la métaphore de la pente pour Olise est confuse et la causerie énumère plus qu'elle ne chute.

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LouiseThe Intern

Jacquet noté 7/10 mais pas satisfait, Louise cherche combien vaut un 10

Jérémy Jacquet, 21 ans, a disputé sa première sélection avec la France lors de la victoire 0-1 contre la Belgique en Ligue des Nations. Noté 7/10 par RMC Sport, il s'est dit insatisfait.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment « Deux ou trois, pas trois » est une vraie trouvaille candide, mais la chute retombe sur « j'ai encore beaucoup à apprendre ».

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