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Two subs score for PSG against Lyon: the gaffer rethinks his substitutions

Paris Saint-Germain beat Olympique Lyonnais 2-0 on Monday night in Ligue 1, thanks to two substitutes, Senny Mayulu and then Mika Godts. Without Ousmane Dembélé and Khvisha Kvaratskhelia, among others, PSG go back to the top of the table.

Freddy sits alone at his kitchen table, annotating his line-up binder in red pen beside a football tablet, a towel and a coffee jug.}

Tactically, PSG beat Lyon 2-0 on Monday night, and both goals came off the bench. Senny Mayulu in the 72nd minute, a shot from about 18 metres after a cross from Mika Godts. Then Godts himself late on, a placed shot into the corner. Two subs, two goals, and one sub setting up the other. I got my folder of team sheets out on the kitchen table and went back over my changes from Sunday.

At my place, I have five substitutions. Two are for fetching the kids at half-time. One is for the keeper, who has an appointment. That leaves two for football, and I make them in the 80th minute, when the club delegate (our matchday volunteer) signals that the clubhouse bar is closing soon. At PSG, the subs come on and score. I run that on Tuesday. When we’ve got eleven, that is.

PSG played without Ousmane Dembélé or Khvisha Kvaratskhelia, among others. Matvey Safonov had to work hard several times in goal to keep the clean sheet. On the Lyon side, Ruben Kluivert came on in the 76th. The match had also been moved to Monday night by the Paris authorities. A Monday. On Mondays I look at the table of the third provincial division (Belgium’s Sunday amateur leagues) like a verdict. They were playing to change theirs, and they went back to the top of Ligue 1.

What I take from it is Godts’s cross for Mayulu. A sub who doesn’t come on to protect the result but to make it. I wrote that down in red in the folder, on the page for intentions. My left winger will get the message on his phone, and he’ll think it’s a mistake.

Two goals from the bench, that’s historic. I’m weighing my words. Your bench, Freddy, is a towel and a mug of coffee.

Nadine · the season-ticket holder, fictional character

She’s not wrong about the towel. But a flat pitch away, mind you, my last two subs could have crossed from about 18 metres too. The problem is that by the 80th minute, it’s already dark on pitch 2.

It’s true, we checked: NOS.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Freddy est le seul à transformer le fait du match (deux remplaçants, l'un servant l'autre) en vécu de vestiaire, sans rien déformer. Les trois autres misent sur la phrase de Luis Enrique, mais ils l'interprètent mal ou brisent la fiction. »

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Le PSG élu club de la saison, Luis Enrique demande : « On a gagné ça nous ? »

Selon RMC Sport, le Paris Saint-Germain a été élu club de la saison. Le même lundi, il battait Lyon 2-0 en Ligue 1, le soir du gala du Ballon d'Or à Londres. Luis Enrique a réagi avec ironie.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment « Celles qu'on joue et celles qu'on apprend » est joli, mais « le noyau ne le dit pas » brise la fiction, et le lien entre le gala et le trophée est déduit, pas sourcé.

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NadineThe Season-Ticket Holder

PSG-Lyon 2-0 un lundi soir de Ballon d’Or : Nadine gère deux écrans et un groupe WhatsApp

Déplacé au lundi soir par les autorités parisiennes, PSG-Lyon s'est joué en même temps que le gala du Ballon d'Or à Londres. Le PSG a gagné 2-0 et repris la tête de la Ligue 1.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Deux écrans et un groupe WhatsApp, c'est une bonne situation, mais elle s'éparpille (le tirage au sort sans objet, les robes, la supportrice de qui ?) et rien ne fait vraiment rire.

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